Wellness Check

I can't remember the last time I sneezed blood. My regimented diet of fruits and veggies has done wonders for my balance. A year of steady labs is reason enough to expunge my near collapse of last year. Long walks studying the indifference of nature has dried up my wellspring of rage. The most convincing premonition is abled to grow a monkey tail and take to the tree tops with careless abandon. My gut instinct is no greater than a sleeve of soft batch cookies that jumpstarted my pensions for wild accusations. With a stringent sleep schedule and increased exposure to sunlight, I no longer suffer under the delusion of being an enemy of the state. There is no reason why disciplinary measures issued in spite should not expire without much review. Restoring television privileges would be an important step in building trust. All of my omens have been grudgingly but satisfactorily retired. Animals are not harbingers of doom or sign posts of a hidden path made visible by divine providence. I should be given an opportunity to sit with mixed company. The treachery of men is no secret. It would be irresponsible to suggest that staff is working tirelessly against my smile. I trust that my welfare hasn't been a drawn out oversight shaped my the reflexes of a grudge. Let full respect be given to the board that labor faithfully over these decisions. Before I yield my time, it is good to address my twitching. The reported faces of hate are not residual violence. Though completely checked, my imagination animates much of my rich inner life. It is a harmless play back of movies scenes and entertaining outtakes. My disposition is very positive. Command me to sleep on a mountain of razor blades and shoe laces and I would not hurt for it. Reptilian like solitude should not work against my clearance. Would you misdiagnose the great historical contemplatives of our time over check list mandatories? Choking suddenly in my sleep is not some psychological layover from trauma laced memories. Shine a flash light down my throat and you will see that I am inflamed. Whether this is the result of pollen or wanting to shatter your face like a wedding plate, an antihistamine resolves both cases.