Fiancee Tree

Fiancee tree, fiancee tree

What you call marriage is really a paper company

Fiancee tree, a stump you will be

She spits in my direction, but that is more water than you'll ever see

Fiancee tree who planted thee

She climbs your strongest braches just to spy on me

Fiancee tree fertilized with ambiguity

She brought obsession to my game, but is not my responsibility

Fiancee tree, your ornaments delight me

They will become hers, but do not count it a mockery

Fiancee tree, why the perplexity

Irreconcilable difference is the term, but that's just legalese

Fiancee tree, I do not say this with glee

Love can be dissolved if one party covers the court house fee

Fiancee tree, oh fiancee tree

Remember when you waived me off as a sad novelty