Hotel Shush

Before checking in at the lobby you will be intercepted by my lovely assistant.

Your tastes are simple: turkey on rye, charred toast, and your coffee instant.

The vision who welcomed you promptly will happily take your coat.

Do not neglect the kiosk, there are complementary lozenges for your throat.

We heard that you were forced to raise your voice at the personnel in baggage claim.

It is my forth time in this breath taking city, and I have to admit, I did the exact same.

I strongly encourage you to use the elevator, the third floor will fill your prescription.

Incase you need an alibi for your wife, the seventh floor is where they treat addiction.

My contacts tell me the dust you are kicking up will cause quite a media tempest.

Your habit started on a street corner, play ball and we will blame it on your dentist.

You need to loosen up, poor some red wine, and enjoy the view from the balcony.

What do you call a trouble maker who suffers a seven story fall? Corporate alchemy.

Everything is so serious with you, it's just a harmless office joke.

Don't turn your back on catering, or you might get a not so harmless poke.

Our chiefs are experts in more than food. They always have their silverware.

Playing with our bottom line is rude, and to do the unthinkable will not take a double dare.

Will you call a press conference, get a spiffy hair cut, and use language that is high flatulent.

Your desire to clean house demonstrates that you genuinely think you are not a pollutant.

Listen, I took note of all your complaints. We can bump up your accommodations to premium.

Tell your reporter about company business, and you'll be talking to that man through a medium.

Don't feel like a coward for passing on your convictions and backing down.

We have a president, governor, and mayor, but it's really our town.