Flehmen Response

Men will pathologize your every step, so you can be dependent on them for an antidote

Women give you a checklist to spend your political career chasing that elusive panty vote.

Send me back to the manufacturer, damaged guitars can not be played.

Put your thumb on the scale if you want, intangibles are not something that can be weighed.

How can I claim to be pious with a record that is undeniably licentious.

The same way my detractors don't want to fight me while speaking words that are contentious.

Hide and seek is fun, but I don't close my eyes when ulterior motives crouch behind the drapes.

Who is truly exceptional with so many self-proclaimed supermen and a back order on red capes.

This is directed and everyone and no one, from the vegetable farmer up to the unblinking shogun.

Ancient wisdom differs little from a commercial slogan, it's all social engineering, takes one to know one.

I enjoy sexual titillation, just spare me the mention or visual of your significant other.

It's like shopping for jar of mustard and being told you have to buy the one with no cover.

If it's currently being used, kindly direct me to the one with a safety seal.

I eat another sort of fast food, the one that comes with a hate me meal.

Being the bad guy just means you know what is really going and don't pretend otherwise.

Helpful hint for those attempting to free Excalibur from a stone; it should take seven tries.

Some say I'm depressed, broken, or traumatized, all of which are all bad diagnostic misses.

It's just a matter of seeing things clearly in the midst of those that don't, post script, hugs and kisses.